Today, we're diving into the ultimate showdown of toxicity that will make the Bama Georgia beef look like a pissing contes. SEC sorority girls vs 2010 Xbox game chat. I mean, both are notorious for their toxic communities, hell half the internet has seen the new HBO BAMARUSH videos, but which one takes the cake? Well give me 2 minutes of your time and let's discuss.
First up, SEC sorority girls. These chicks are like the horde in the left 4 dead series, aggressive, loud, and coming at you in swarms . They've got the perfect mix of entitlement, daddy's Amex , and a resting b*tch face that could either kill you or slightly arouse you. Regardless one thing is for sure they'll tear you apart in the group-me faster than you can say Kappa Delta. These girls can be vicious. They'll steal your man and your dignity without a second thought. Their favorite hobbies include brunching, sleeping with your boyfriends, and talking about how much they hate drama while causing it.
On the other hand, we have 2010 Xbox game chat. The good old days of Halo & COD. It's like a warzone (cod pun) in there, slurs, IP addresses, and more being slung around at alarming rates. These guys have less filter than that black & mild you picked up at the corner store. If you don't clutch for your team on rust you can bet your moms social security number would be on the internet by the time you could close out of those Xbox voice -messages that would've made a KKK rally sound like a Sunday school.
So, who wins in this battle of toxicity? Honestly, it's a tough call. Both are so extreme that it's almost impressive. But if we had to choose, we'd say SEC sorority girls take the cake. I think it may be the fond memories that I had or knowing just how far the Xbox community has grown when it comes to online communication. But with SEC sorority girls, you're stuck dealing with their toxicity blasted on an HBO documentary and at a minimum two coordinated #BAMARUSH media attacks a year that will keep the pain fresh for decades to come.
If you're ever faced with the choice between joining an SEC sorority or playing on 2010 Xbox game chat, maybe drop a text in the old Xbox party group text and see if anyone wants to run snipers on rust for the nostalgia.
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