The NFL off-season. That dreaded time of year when the only thing on TV is baseball and golf, and we're left with nothing to do but watch highlight reels of our favorite players from last season and speculate about the upcoming draft. But fear not, fellow football fans! Here are some totally ridiculous ways to pass the time until NFL season starts up again:
Start your own league with your friends - I'm not talking about fantasy football, I'm talking about real-life backyard football with made-up rules and no referees. Bonus points if you can convince your girlfriend to be the cheerleader.
Watch old Super Bowl commercials - Let's face it, half the reason we watch the Super Bowl is for the commercials. So why not revisit some of the classics? Remember the Budweiser frogs? Or the E-Trade baby? Good times.
Create your own mock draft - Sure, you could just wait for the experts to tell you who your team is going to pick in the first round, but where's the fun in that? Make your own mock draft, complete with crazy trades and picks that make no sense.
Organize a Madden tournament - If you can't watch football, why not play it? Get your friends together for a Madden tournament, and make it interesting by placing ridiculous bets on the outcome. Loser has to wear a tutu to the next tailgate.
Start a conspiracy theory about Tom Brady - Let's be real, the guy is too good to be true. So why not create a conspiracy theory about how he's actually an alien sent to Earth to dominate football? Bonus points if you can convince your friends to believe it.
There you have it, folks. Five absurd ways to pass the time until NFL season starts up again. Just remember, it's only a few months away, so don't do anything too crazy.
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