Ah, the frat guy. The epitome of college life. He's the guy you see wearing the same pair of Chubbies every day, chugging Natty Light, and spouting off about how "sick" his frat's parties are. But what happens when the frat guy graduates? Does he still wear those same Chubbies? Does he still drink Natty Light? And does he still talk about how "sick" his frat's parties are? Well, we did some research, and here are the top 5 stereotypes frat guys become after college.
The Corporate Bro
The corporate bro is the frat guy who graduates and immediately jumps into the corporate world. He wears a suit every day, carries a briefcase, and talks about how he's "killing it" in sales. He still drinks, but now it's fancy cocktails at happy hour instead of Natty Light in a red solo cup. He's always checking his phone and talking about his "connections." He's basically a frat guy, but with a 401k.
The Gym Rat
The gym rat is the frat guy who graduates and immediately starts hitting the weights. He's constantly posting gym selfies on Instagram, and he always wears tank tops that are two sizes too small. He talks about how he's "shredding for summer" and always has a shaker bottle of protein powder on hand. He's basically a frat guy, but with gains.
The Broke Backpacker
The broke backpacker is the frat guy who graduates and realizes he has no idea what he wants to do with his life. So, he decides to travel the world on a shoestring budget. He stays in hostels, eats street food, and posts pictures of himself on Instagram with exotic animals. He talks about how he's "finding himself" and "living in the moment." He's basically a frat guy, but with a passport.
The Frat Daddy
The frat daddy is the frat guy who graduates and becomes a dad. He wears khaki shorts and polo shirts, and he's always grilling something in the backyard. He talks about how his son is going to be a "legacy" at his old frat and how he's going to "teach him the ways of the frat life." He still drinks, but now it's craft beer instead of Natty Light. He's basically a frat guy, but with a dad bod.
The Burnout
The burnout is the frat guy who graduates and never really leaves college. He still wears his Chubbies and tank tops, and he still drinks Natty Light. He talks about how he's "taking a year off" before he figures out what he wants to do. He's always hanging out with college kids and going to frat parties. He's basically a frat guy, but with no direction in life.
So there you have it, folks. The top 5 stereotypes frat guys become after college. But don't worry, if you're a frat guy reading this, there's still hope for you. Just remember, life is about balance. You can still wear your Chubbies, drink Natty Light, and talk about how "sick" your frat's parties were, but you can also be a successful, well-rounded individual. Now go out there and be the best frat guy you can be. Or not. It's your call.
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