It's rush season, and that means it's time to judge the heck out of every fraternity's rush shirt. Sorry, not sorry. So, let's decode these designs and see what they really say about the frats wearing them.
First up, the classic dog picture. Don't get us wrong, we love dogs. But when every single fraternity has a dog on their rush shirt, it shows they're about as basic as a pumpkin spice latte. Can't you guys come up with something more creative? Also, if you're relying on a dog picture to attract potential brothers, it's time to up your game.
Next, we have the fraternity house shirt. Sure, your frat house may be the envy of the campus, but does it need to be on your rush shirt? It's like wearing a shirt with your own face on it. It's tacky and screams "I have no personality besides my physical location." Show off your brothers and your personality instead.
And let's not forget about the Top Gun shirt. We get it, it's a classic movie with a kick-ass sequel. You might as well wear a shirt that says "I want Miles Teller to tickle me with his mustache." If that's the vibe you're trying to give off though no judgement it is 2023 🙏🏼.
Now, let's talk about the golf shirt. Why do fraternities love golf so much? Maybe it's because they love wearing khakis and polo shirts. If your fraternity's rush shirt has a golf theme, it shows that you're not in touch with the younger generation. Plus, it's just plain boring. We've seen enough argyle patterns to last a lifetime.
Moving on to the party shirt. You know the one we're talking about. It's neon, covered in beer cans, and screams "I'm here to party!" If your fraternity's rush shirt looks like this, it shows that you prioritize partying over everything else. While partying is an important aspect of college life, it's not the only thing that matters. Show off your other interests and activities, too.
Lastly, we have the beach scene shirt. Fraternities seem to love the beach, probably because it's a place where you can party and look good doing it. But if your fraternity's rush shirt has a beach theme, it shows that you're probably not very creative. We're not saying you need to come up with a Van Gogh-level masterpiece, but maybe try something other than palm trees and waves.
So, there you have it. The hidden meanings behind every generic fraternity rush shirt design. Take note, fraternities. We're watching, and we're judging.
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