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Stanford's New Student Government Definitely F#CKS


Alright folks, listen up! Stanford University just got a major upgrade thanks to the duo of Sophia Danielpour and Kyle Haslett, the masterminds behind the "Fun Strikes Back" campaign which many say will allow for the beginning of the new renaissance era for party culture and student life at Stanford. This could not have come at a better time as in the recent years there has been a sharp increase in complaints as far as legal actions taken against the university for their unrealistic and boarder line predatory policies when it comes to student life.


Stanford, it has all of the pieces to become a college with legendary social scene but due to previous years of negligent representation within the school system it appears that many unjust policies had been put in place harshly restricting students extracurricular activities with all its red tape and rules. Danielpour and Haslett are all about streamlining event planning and funding for student clubs, so you can spend less time filling out forms and more time actually being a social organization. They're even pushing to bring back the legendary "open-door" alcohol policy, so stanford students can kiss goodbye to feeling like Scarface sneaking in a brick of Columbian saw-dust anytime you want a natural light.


Danielpour and Haslett are on a mission to put an end to the never-ending legal battles against students and fix Stanford's Group Accountability Process. They're also working to expand Cardinal Nights, the hub for non-alcoholic events, and open more late-night hangout spots, so you can let loose and have a blast, even if you're not into the booze scene.


Today's students want a college experience that's responsible but also insanely fun, and Danielpour and Haslett are leading the charge in making Stanford a place where you can have the time of your life. Cheers to, Danielpour and Haslett for seeing that there had to be a difference made and actively pushing for a better college experience for all of Stanford🍻.

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