Hey there, we all remember the game of "Smash or Pass" where as hormonal teens we'd break down our peers into both equally degrading lists of who we would give the best 7 seconds of their lives and who we wouldn't touch with someone else's dick. Well here's pretty much the same concept for my take on things id give the metaphorical "smash" of approval too and which things I'd pass on all together. From drunken cigarettes to ranch dressing, we've got some hot takes that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even nod in agreement. So let's dive in and see what's worth a "smash" and what's a definite "pass"!
Drunk Cigarettes - Smash!
The infamous drunk cigarette - a guilty pleasure that many of us can relate to. When you're out partying and feeling buzzed, those sirens of lung cancer seem to call your name. There's something strangely satisfying about puffing away, carefree in the moment no matter if you're sharing it with friends or possibly making new acquaintances. Sure, it's not the healthiest habit and your mouth may taste like you licked a strippers a**hole but when you're in the zone, it's a definite "smash" for some good ol' drunken cigarettes !
Ranch Dressing - Pass!
Sorry, ranch lovers, but this one's a pass. We just don't understand the hype around this creamy condiment. It's like a gloopy, flavorless mess that's supposed to make everything taste better, but it just falls short. Let's be honest can you really count a salad as a salad if it's soaked in 13ozs of satans semen stored in a hidden valley container.
Room Temperature Beer - Smash!
I know what you're thinking, you've got to be f*cking kidding me. Hear me out, my roommate in college put me onto this one, for all you young drinkers still out there trying to impress your friends shotgunning, beer-bonging, and whatever other alcohol delivery method may have developed over the recent years, room temperature beer is a lot less shock to the system when you're getting things down quick especially if you're looking to get flashy with your next blackout. Also for any drinkers from the northern states coming inside from -15 degree days in the middle of the winter sometimes a room temperature beer, not hot but not cold, will hit the spot just right if you're not trying to make that jump to Liqour just yet.
So there you have it, the first segment of "Smash or Pass" if you enjoyed leave a like and comment on what you think I should do in the next "Smash or Pass" blog. Cheers 🍻
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