Growing up with a famous porn star mom may have its perks, but it also comes with its own set of unique challenges. For Lana Rhoades' son, his first year at college will be no exception. Let's take a unique look 17 years in the future at how he navigated his new life as a college student.
Lana Rhoades son had a childhood that was, let's just say as an understatement was "different." But despite having more pictures of his mom's "assets" posted up on his locker or dropped in the group chat with the boys anytime he says something stupid, than you could keep count of. Growing up loaded definitely would have its benefits. Also there gotta be something almost tranquil knowing that his parents can't pull the moral high card on him when it comes to girls sleeping over, having the boys over for a couple cold ones and watch the game, or hell even smoking a jibbers on the back porch.
POV: First Day in College-
If you're Lana Rhoades' son, you're not staying in a cramped dorm room. He got a suite that he didn't have to share with anyone. Let's just say for this specific scenario though it's one of those private suites with a shared living room or something. Walking in, he was relieved that there wasn't a single poster of his mom on the walls. The weird dynamic of not knowing if his roommates have watched his mom on the small screen would have to make the tension in the room as heavy as the air in a crowded frat room basement. Eventually though the news is bound to get out, outside of the judgment of Christian Midwest mothers and the one-off yik-yak post this is bound to be getting you a lot more friends than enemies in college.
You gotta wonder, how's this kid gonna do with his professors? Maybe he'll surprise us all and be a straight-A student. Or maybe he'll just lean into the whole thing and show up to class in a t-shirt with his mom's face on it. There's gonna be some awkward moments. Like when he walks into his Gender Studies class and sees that the syllabus includes one of his mom's feature films.
Much like his mother when she was 18, Lana Rhoades' son would undoubtedly be attracted to large groups of guys. So i would have no doubt he would end up joined a fraternity, or bare minimum be one of the kids that you're not sure is on the college hockey team or just gets drunk with them 4 nights a week. He'd be a specimen for the ages his party tricks can include drunk dialing Johnny Sins, buying top self bottles at the club, and teaching guys how not to blow a load in under 30 seconds.
Who knows though maybe he'll surprise us and be the first (official) "Porn Studies" major and make way for a new and intriguing career field.
Comentários