Attention all frat bros! It's time to get real about our party themes. Sure, we've had some epic nights let's be honest, it's time to retire some of these worn-out themes and level up our game. So grab your red solo cups, put on your thinking caps, and let's dive into why these party themes in their own right deserve to be laid to rest.
Beach Themed Party:
It's like a frat boy's dream come true - straight out of a movie, getting to see half naked girls run around a frat house for a night. But let's be honest, unless you're willing to go all out and fill the house with sand and install a kiddy pool for the night, it's just a lazy, low-effort theme. Might as well just hang a big sign that says "get your tits out"or "dump em out here for admission" and call it a day. Time to let this one wash away with the tide.
Jersey Shore Themed Party:
For a show that started over 14 years ago, it's time to lay this theme to rest, just like the cast of Jersey Shore should have done a couple of years ago. It's time to let go of this tired theme and move on to something fresher. Sure, we all loved watching Snooki and the gang get wild and wasted, but after well over a decade of Jersey Shore-themed parties, it's time to say "cabs are here" and send this theme on a long family vacation, never to return.
Athletes & Mathletes Party:
Sorry to break it to you, but at this point in your life, you've graduated high school, and very few of you can still be considered athletes, let alone mathletes. Andrew, playing lacrosse your junior year of high school three years ago does not qualify you as an athlete. And let's face it, not many of you are falling on the mathlete side of things either. It's time to leave this theme in high school, where, much like most of your athletic careers, it should have ended.
ABC Party (Anything But Clothes):
The ABC party, where guests come dressed in anything but regular clothes, has had its moment in the spotlight, but it's time to move on. While it may have been exciting to see people wearing trash bags, duct tape, and caution tape as makeshift outfits, the novelty has worn off. More importantly who wants to really deal with sweating like Pablo Escobar when the feds are knocking because it's a room full of people wrapped in serane wrap and plastic, time to come up with some different themes that don't involve arts and crafts.
In conclusion, it's time to retire these tired fraternity party themes that have been done to death. As college students, you have the creativity and imagination to come up with unique and exciting themes that will make your parties unforgettable. So, let's put these old themes to rest and embrace new ideas that will keep the party scene worth telling stories about for years to come. Cheers!
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